I was at TJMaxx Homegoods and saw this woman walking around. I giggled when I saw her outfit. What I noticed first were the green shoes. Wow. All I could think to myself was "hooker shoes." Then I traveled upward and caught sight of the dead-sheep vest. The hair was next...that sort of faux-hawk look. Then I saw her bag. Jesus...the thing probably weighs more than she does. She was rockin' that outfit...and I use the term "outfit" loosely.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment